Well ill start of by saying this is not going to be a normal blog where i give you tips and advice on this god for-saken thing we refer to as life. NO. This is going to be much more personal than that. So personal that im not going to share with you my name. Instead ill share each and every dark little secret i hide. You can have my stories to do with what you please. But my name that one shall remain mine.

So stay tuned to hear the hundreds of crazy tales i have in store. Like the time i gave my boyfriend chlamydia, or The time i found my long lost sisters, or even the time I told off my sexually abusive alcoholic father.